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What did the werewolf write on his Christmas cards?
"Best vicious (wishes) of the season."
What do you call a bee born in May?
A maybe.
What do you call a boy named Lee whom no one wants to talk to?
Lonely (Lone-Lee).
What do you call an alligator's helper?
Gatorade.
What do you call your mother's other sister?
Deodorant (the other aunt).
What do you get if you use a natural suntan lotion?
A Puritan (a purer tan).
What does a duck wear when he gets married?
A duxedo (tuxedo).
What fruit would a gorilla like to sleep on?
An ape-ri-cot (apricot).
What fur do you get from a skunk?
As fur (far) as possible.
What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?
A polygon (Polly gone).
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