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Why
do windows squeak when you open them?
Because they have panes (pains). |
Why
does a lion kneel before it springs?
Because it is preying (praying). |
Why
doesn't Sweden export cattle?
Because she wants to keep her Stockholm (stock home). |
Why
is a barefoot boy like an Eskimo?
The barefoot boy wears no shoes and the Eskimo wears snowshoes. |
Why
is a mouse like hay?
Because the cat'll (cattle) eat it. |
Why
is a pig's tail like S A.M.?
They are both twirly (too early). |
Why
is a shirt with 8 buttons so interesting?
Because you fascinate (fasten 8) . |
Why
is an inexpensive dog a bad watchdog?
Because a bargain (barkin') dog does not bite. |
Why
is Ireland so rich?
Because its capital is always Dublin (doublin'). |
Why
was the little horse unhappy?
Because every time it wanted something, its mother would say,
"Neigh." |
Why
was the Lone Ranger poor?
Because he was always saying, "I owe (heigh-ho) Silver!" |
Why
is Saturday night important to Julius's girl friend?
That's when Julius Caesar (sees her). |
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