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What did the beaver say to the tree?
"It's been nice gnawing (knowing) you."
What did the bookworm say to the librarian?
"Can I burrow (borrow) this book?"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"You have a lot of appeal."
What did the boy firefly say to the girl firefly?
`I glow for you. "
What did the boy gopher say to the girl gopher?
"I gopher (go for) you."
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a long trip?
"Bison!" ("Bye, son!")
What did the jack say to the car?
"Can I give you a lift?"
What did the kid say when he opened his piggy bank and found nothing?
O I C U R M T.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
"Write on!"
What did the pen say to the paper?
"I dot an 'i' on you."
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