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What did the beaver say to the tree? "It's been nice gnawing (knowing) you."

What did the bookworm say to the librarian? "Can I burrow (borrow) this book?"

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? "You have a lot of appeal."

What did the boy firefly say to the girl firefly? `I glow for you. "

What did the boy gopher say to the girl gopher? "I gopher (go for) you."

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a long trip? "Bison!" ("Bye, son!")

What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"

What did the kid say when he opened his piggy bank and found nothing? O I C U R M T.

What did the paper say to the pencil? "Write on!"

What did the pen say to the paper? "I dot an 'i' on you."

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