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What
word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?
Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter. |
When
does a mouse weigh as much as an elephant?
When the scale is broken. |
When
is a boat cheapest?
When it is a sail (sale) boat. |
When
is a miniskirt long?
When a midget wears it. |
When
the biggest elephant in the world fell into a 30-foot well,
how did they get it out?
Wet. |
When
was beef at its highest?
When the cow jumped over the moon. |
Where
can you find the largest diamond in the world?
On a baseball field. |
Where
is the headquarters for the Umpire's Association?
The Umpire (Empire) State Building. |
Which
American had the biggest family?
George Washington, because he was the father of his country. |
Which
is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold. |
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