Biggest, fastest, highest and record riddles

Biggest, Fastest & Record Riddles

What is a very small frankfurter?
An itsy bitsy, teeny weenie.

What is as big as an elephant but doesn't weigh anything?
An elephant's shadow.

What is more invisible than an invisible man?
The shadow of an invisible man.

What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
An ant's dinner.

What is the best key to have?
Lucky.

What is the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth.

What is the best way to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

What is the best way to catch an elephant?
Act like a nut and he'll follow you anywhere.

What is the best way to find a pin in a rug?
Walk around in your bare feet.

What is the best way to hold a bat?
By the wings.

Biggest, Fastest & Record Riddles

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