Biggest, fastest, highest and record riddles

Biggest, Fastest & Record Riddles

What disease makes you better in sports?
Athlete's foot.

What dog does not bark no matter what you do to him?
A hot dog.

What dog is 100 years old?
A sentry (century) dog.

What fish has the lowest voice?
A bass.

What flower is happiest?
Gladiola.

What food do monster children hate most?
Cremated (creamed) spinach.

What fruit has been known since man invented the calendar?
Dates.

What has a big mouth but doesn't say a word?
A river.

What is a midget skunk called?
A shrunk skunk.

What is a small laugh in Indian language?
A Minnehaha.

Biggest, Fastest & Record Riddles

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