Biggest, fastest, highest and record riddles

Biggest, Fastest & Record Riddles

What is the hottest part of a man's face?
His sideburns.

What is the laziest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest.

What is the longest shortest word?
Abbreviation.

What is the longest view in the world?
Down a road with telephone poles, because then you can see from pole to pole.

What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles," because there is a "mile" between the first and last letters.

What is the loudest sport?
Tennis, because everyone raises a racquet (racket).

What is the most important subject a witch learns in witch school?
Spelling.

What is the most tired vegetable?
A beet (beat).

What is the poorest plant?
A vine, because it can't support itself.

What is the quietest sport?
Bowling, because you can hear a pin drop.

Biggest, Fastest & Record Riddles

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