Animal, nature, wildlife riddles and brain teasers

Animal, Nature & Wildlife Riddles

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
"Where in earth have you been?"

What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
"Are you my mother?"

What did the tree say to the axe?
"I'm stumped."

What do Indians raise that you can get lost in?
Maize (maze).

What do people do in China when it rains?
Let it rain.

What do you always leave behind because they are dirty?
Your footprints.

What do you call cattle that sit on the grass?
Ground beef.

What do you call nervous insects?
Jitterbugs.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a racoon?
A fur coat with pockets.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?
An animal that stinks as it stings.

Animal, Nature & Wildlife Riddles

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