Why
do squirrels spend so much time in trees?
To get away from all the nuts on the ground.
Why
do the hippies study the stars?
Because they are so far out.
Why
does a baby duck walk softly?
Because it is a baby and it can't walk, hardly.
Why
don't bananas snore?
They don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why
don't flies fly through screen doors?
Because they don't want to strain themselves.
Why
is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Why
is a garden like a story?
They both have plots.
Why
is a rabbit's nose always shiny?
Because his powder puff is on the wrong end.
Why
is it dangerous to walk around the country in the spring?
Because then the grass is full of blades, the flowers have pistils
(pistols), and the trees are shooting.
Why
is it so wet in Great Britain?
Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
