How
did the big mountain know that the little mountain was fibbing?
Because it was only a bluff.
How
do birds stop themselves in the air?
With air brakes.
How
do rabbits keep their fur neat?
They use a harebrush (hairbrush).
How
do you know that bees are happy?
Because they hum while they work.
If a
farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet
weather?
An umbrella.
If a
rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks
would hatch?
None. Roosters don't lay eggs.
If an
electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction
and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is
the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke from an electric train!
If there
were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be
left?
None, because they were all copycats.
If we
breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?
Nitrogen.
If you
throw a pumpkin in the air, what comes down?
Squash.
