Animal, nature, wildlife riddles and brain teasers

Animal, Nature & Wildlife Riddles

What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out?
"Give me a push. My battery is dead."

What did one shrub say to the other shrub?
"Am I bushed!"

What did one termite say to the other termite when he saw a house burning?
"Barbecue tonight!"

What did one toad say to the other toad?
"One more game of leapfrog and I'll croak."

What did the bald man say when he got a comb?
"I'll never part with it."

What did the cotton plant say to the farmer?
"Stop picking on me!"

What did the coughing frog say to the other frog?
"I must have a person in my throat."

What did the dirt say to the rain?
"If this keeps up, my name will be mud."

What did the father firefly say to his son?
"For a little fellow you're very bright."

What did the grasshopper say to the cockroach?
"Bug, you man me!"

Animal, Nature & Wildlife Riddles

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