Animal, nature, wildlife riddles and brain teasers

Animal, Nature & Wildlife Riddles

In what way are the letter "A" and noon the same?
Both are in the middle of day.

What advice can you give a fish so he can avoid being caught?
Don't fall for any old line.

What animal talks a lot?
A yak.

What animal talks the most?
A yackety-yak.

What animals didn't come on the ark in pairs?
Worms. They came in apples.

What are arithmetic bugs?
Mosquitoes. They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide your attention, and multiply quickly.

What brings the monster's babies?
Frankenstork.

What bunch of animals can always be heard?
Cattle, because they go around in herds.

What children live in the ocean?
Life buoys (boys).

What did Ben Franklin say when he discovered that lightning was electricity?
Nothing. He was too shocked.

Animal, Nature & Wildlife Riddles

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