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Why did the owl make everyone laugh? Because he was a howl.

Why did the tightrope walker always carry his bank book? In order to check his balance.

Why did they have to put a fence around the cemetery? Because so many people were dying to get in.

Why do witches fly on broomsticks? It beats walking.

Why doesn't the piano work? Because it only knows how to play.

Why is a crossword puzzle like a quarrel? Because one word leads to another.

Why is a phonograph needle like a chicken? They both scratch.

Why is a violin like an auto? It is best when tuned up.

Why is Lassie like a comet? They both are stars with tails.

Why is the circusman who was shot out of the cannon not working anymore? Because he was discharged.

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