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Why
couldn't anyone play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck. |
Why
did the boy get a dachshund?
Because his favourite song was, "Get Along Little Dogie." |
Why
did the comedian tell jokes to the eggs?
He wanted to crack them up. |
Why
did the elephant paint himself all different colours?
So he could hide in the crayon box. |
Why
did the football player marry the girl?
Because he thought she would be faithful to the end. |
Why
did the girl call herself an experienced actress?
She broke her leg and was in a cast for six months. |
Why
did the kid put a flashlight on his stomach?
He wanted to watch bellyvision (television). |
Why
did the kid put his head on the piano?
Because he wanted to play by ear. |
Why
did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?
Because the top said, "Twist to open." |
Why
did the mother put her baby on the phonograph?
It had an automatic changer. |
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