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What kind of musician can't you trust?
Someone who plays the bull fiddle.
What kind of phone makes music?
A saxophone.
What kind of song is, "Soap, Soap, Soap, Soap, Soap?"
Five bars.
What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums.
What musical instrument does a skeleton play?
The trombone.
What newspaper did the cavemen read?
The Prehistoric Times.
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Springtime.
What should you do if your dog swallows a book?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
What song do monsters sing at- Christmas time?
"Deck the halls with poison ivy, Fal-la la, la-la . . . "
What song was written by a lazy southern traveller?
"Carry Me Back to Old Virginny. "
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