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What is a musical pickle? A piccolo.

What is a perfect name for a selfish girl? Mimi (me, me).

What is a vampire's favourite song? "Fangs (thanks) for the Memory."

What is an opera? In an opera people sing before they die.

What is as round as the moon, as black as coal, and has a hole in the middle? A phonograph record.

What is avoidance? A dance for people who hate each other.

What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley.

What is in fashion but always out of date? The letter F.

What is the difference between a ballerina and a duck? One dances Swan Lake, the other swims in it.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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