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Who makes up jokes about knitting?
A nitwit.
Who was Mr. Ferris?
He was a big wheel in the amusement park business.
Who wrote, "Oh, say can you see?"
An eye doctor.
Why are comedians like doctors?
Because they keep people in stitches.
Why are good bowlers like labour unions?
Because they strike a lot.
Why are jazz musicians so sweet?
Because they play in jam sessions.
Why are movie stars cool?
Because they have so many fans.
Why are pianos so noble?
Many are upright and the rest are grand.
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?
Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Why couldn't anyone find the famous composer?
Because he was Haydn (hidin').
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