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Oddball Monster Jokes

Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms?
He said they came in handy.

Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them?
In a handbag.

Did you hear about the man who took up monster-baiting for a living?
He used to be a teacher but he lost his nerve.

What do you get if you cross n man-eating monster with a skunk?
A very ugly smell.

How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow . . .

How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand?
On their warts.

What do you call a one-eyed monster who rides a motorbike?
Cycle-ops.

What game do ants play with monsters?
Squash.

How did the midget monster get into the police force?
He lied about his height.

What do young female monsters do at parties?
They go around looking for edible bachelors.

Oddball Monster Jokes

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