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What do you do with
a green monster?
Put it in the sun until it ripens! |
What do you get if you
cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a very tight-flitting dinner suit. |
What do you get if you
cross a longfanged, purple-spotted monster with a cat?
A town that is f ree of dogs. |
Which is the most dangerous
animal in the northern hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper. |
How can you tell the
difference between a rabbit and, a red-eyed monster?
Just try getting a red-eyed monster into a rabbit hutch. |
Two purple, hairy monsters
with red spots and gigantic feet were walking along the seafront, and one said
to the other,
"It's quiet for Thanksgiving." |
Why did the monster
paint himself in rainbow colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box. |
What's big, heavy, furry,
dangerous and has 16 wheels?
A monster on roller-skates. |
Why did the monster
have green ears and a red nose?
So that he could hide in rhubarb patches. |
What happens if a big,
hairy monster sits in front of you at the cinema?
You miss most of the film. |
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