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Oddball Monster Jokes

What do you do with a green monster?
Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a very tight-flitting dinner suit.

What do you get if you cross a longfanged, purple-spotted monster with a cat?
A town that is f ree of dogs.

Which is the most dangerous animal in the northern hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper.

How can you tell the difference between a rabbit and, a red-eyed monster?
Just try getting a red-eyed monster into a rabbit hutch.

Two purple, hairy monsters with red spots and gigantic feet were walking along the seafront, and one said to the other,
"It's quiet for Thanksgiving."

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has 16 wheels?
A monster on roller-skates.

Why did the monster have green ears and a red nose?
So that he could hide in rhubarb patches.

What happens if a big, hairy monster sits in front of you at the cinema?
You miss most of the film.

Oddball Monster Jokes

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