What happened to the
demon who fell in the marmalade jar?
Nothing, he was a jammy devil.
Why was the demon so
good at cooking?
He was a kitchen devil.
What do demons have
for breakfast?
Deviled eggs.
What do demons have
on holiday?
A devil of a time.
When do banshees howl?
On Moanday night.
What does a headless
horseman ride?
A nightmare.
1st monster: I've just
changed my mind.
2nd monster: Does it work any better?
Mommy monster: Did you
catch everyones eyes in that dress dear?
Girl monster: Yes, mom, and I've brought them all home for Cedric to play marbles
with.
Mommy monster: What
are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?
Young monster: Hee, Hee, he's my halfbrother now.
1st monster: I have
a hunch.
2nd monster: I thought you were a funny shape.
