1st monster: I was in
the zoo last week.
2nd monster: Really? Which cage were you in?
Boy: Do you like monsters?
Girl: Sometimes. Boy: How do you mean?
Girl: The times when they're away.
1st monster: What is
that son of yours doing these days?,
2nd monster: He's at medical school. 1st monster: Oh, what's he studying?
2nd monster: Nothing, they're studying him.
Boy: Dad, Dad, come
out. My sister's fighting this ten-foot gargoyle with three heads.
Dad: No, I'm not coming out. He's going to have to learn to look after himself.
The police are looking
for a monster with one eye.
Why don't they use two?
Girl: Mom, mom a monster's
just bitten my foot off.
Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the floor.
Did you hear the joke
about the two monsters who crashed?
They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
How did the monster
cure his sore throat?
He spent all day gargoyling.
Did you hear about the
monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club?
They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
Did you hear about the
monster who lost all his hair in the war?
He lost it in a hair raid.
