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What do you do with
a blue monster?
Try and cheer him up. |
What is big, hairy and
bounces up and down?
A monster on a pogo stick. |
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How do you stop a monster
from smelling?
Cut off his nose.
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What do you do with
a green monster?
Wait until it ripens! |
Where do you find monster
snails?
On the end of monsters fingers. |
What is the monsters'
favourite football team?
Slitherpool. |
Why are monsters' fingers
never more than eleven inches long?
Because if they were twelve inches they'd be a foot. |
What is the best thing
to do if a monster breaks down your front door?
Run out of the back door. |
Did you hear about Romeo
Monster meeting Juliet Monster?
It was love at first fright. |
Why are monsters so
forgetful?
Because everything you tell them goes in one ear and out the others. |
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