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St Patricks Day Jokes

What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
A lot of small talk!

What's the best way to get a letter to Ireland?
Send it Eire mail!

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a famous Irish actor?
Peter O'Drool!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Warren.
Warren who?
Warren anything green today?

What's big and purple and lies next to Ireland?
Grape Britain!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron go bragh and all that Irish talk!

What would you get if you crossed a stupid monster with Ireland's capital city?
Duh-blin!

What would you get if you crossed a dog with an Irish instrument?
A bagpup!

Did you hear the one about the Irish peat?
You can dig it!

What did the leprechaun put in the candy machine?
A lepre-coin!

St Patricks Day Jokes

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