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St Patricks Day Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
St. O'Claus!

Are people jealous of the Irish?
Sure, they're green with envy!

What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
The Halfback of Notre Dame!

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?" "No, O'Reilly!"

Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?
To keep from falling in the stew!

Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
Sure, they're great at shorthand!

How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
He took a shortcut!

What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
Short ribs!

Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
Because they're very short-tempered!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don be puffin' down the Irish now!

St Patricks Day Jokes

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