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St Patricks Day Jokes

What baseball position do leprechauns usually play?
Shortstop!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
O'Flynn.
O'Flynn who?
O'Flynn the door and let me in!

Why is Ireland like a wine bottle?
Because it has a Cork in it!

What do you call a leprechaun who disappears?
A lepre-gone!

What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a yellow vegetable?
Lepre-corn!

What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?
A jig mistake!

What would you get if you crossed an Irish landmark with a Stone Age cartoon character?
Blarney Rubble!

What would you get if you crossed a leprechaun with a Texan?
A pot of chilli at the end of the rainbow!

What's smaller than a leprechaun's whisker?
A dog's brain!

What would you get if you crossed an Irish holiday with Santa Claus ?
St. Fatrick's Day!

St Patricks Day Jokes

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