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What does Ireland have
more of than any other country?
Irishmen! |
What did one Irish ghost
say to the other?
'Top o' the moaning!" |
Where would you find
a leprechaun baseball team?
In the Little League! |
What do you call a leprechaun's
vacation home?
A lepre-condo! |
What do you call a leprechaun
with a sore throat?
A streprechaun! |
What did St. Patrick
say to the snakes?
He told them to "hiss off" |
Are there many selfish
people in Ireland?
Yes, because in Ireland, "I" always comes first! |
Did you hear about the
man who wanted to sound Irish?
He decided to go for brogue! |
What would you get if
you crossed a leprechaun with a seashell?
A lepre-conch! |
What do you call a performance
by a leprechaun band?
A lepre-concert! |
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