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A Girls Life ! |
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What
happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween
party ?
No one moved. They couldn't stir without
her.
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First
witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
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What
do you call a top pop group made up of nits ?
The lice girls. |
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Who
was that I saw you with last night ?
It was a girl from school, Teacher.
Didn't
have to!
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Two
girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One
had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for worms won't you !'
The
first one replied, 'why should I ? They can watch out for
themselves.
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'What
were you before you came to school, girls ?' asked the teacher,
hoping that someone would say babies. She was disappointed when
all the girls cried out, 'Happy'.
The lice girls. |
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Teacher:
I'd like you to be very quiet today, girls. I've got a dreadful
headache.
Mary: Please, Miss ! why don't you do
what mum does when she has a headache ?
Teacher:
What's that ?
Mary:
She sends us out to play !
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'I'm
very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones
has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly.
' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now
Thank We All Our God.'
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How
does a blonde kill a fish ?
She
drowns it.
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Jane:
Do you like me ?
Wayne:
As girls go, you're fine and the sooner you go the better
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A Girls Life ! |
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