What
do you call a girl with a frog in her mouth ?
Lily !
How
does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?
'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
What
did one maggot say to another ?
'What's a nice girl like you doing in
a joint like this ?'
What
did one maggot say to another ?
'What's a nice girl like you doing in
a joint like this ?'.
'Please,
Miss!' said a little girl at kindergarten. 'We're going to
play elephants and circuses, do you want to join in ?'
'I'd love to,' said the teacher. 'What
do you want me to do ?' 'You
can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
Small
girl: I'd buy that dog, but his legs are too short!
Clerk: Too short ? Why, all four of them
touch the floor.
Why
did the wizard turn the naughty girl into a mouse ?
Because she ratted on him.
What
kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
Any old girl he can dig up.
What
do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !
First
monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at
me.
Second monster: Well you'd better roll
them back to her, she might need them.
