Odd but true riddles, puzzles, brain teasers and conundrums

That Can't be Right Riddles

What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered?
Australia.

When are eyes not eyes?
When the wind makes them water.

When can a man be 6 feet tall and short at the same time?
When he is short of money.

When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.

When do you swallow your words?
When you eat alphabet soup.

When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it is a greyhound.

When is a man not a man?
When he turns into an alley.

When will a net hold water?
When the water is frozen into ice.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?
Where there is a fork in the road.

Where do children grow?
In a kindergarten.

That Can't be Right Riddles

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