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What do elephants have that no other animals have?
Baby elephants.
What do they do with a tree after they chop it down?
Chop it up.
What do you lose every time you stand up?
Your lap.
What does grass say when it is cut?
"I don't mow (know)."
What goes from side to side, and up and down, but never moves?
A road.
What goes further the slower it goes?
Money.
What goes out black and comes in white?
A black cow in a snowstorm.
What goes through a door but never goes in or out?
A keyhole.
What goes through water but doesn't get wet?
A ray of light.
What happens if you talk when there is food in your mouth?
You will have said a mouthful.
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