What
has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yardstick.
What
has a hundred limbs but can't walk?
A tree.
What
has a neck but no head?
A bottle.
What
has four fingers and thumb but is not a hand?
A glove.
What
has two legs like an Indian, two eyes like an Indian, two hands
like an Indian, looks just like an Indian-but is not an Indian?
The picture of an Indian.
What
increases its value by being turned upside down?
The number 6.
What
invention allows you to see through walls?
A window.
What
is a dark horse?
A nightmare.
What
is a small cad?
A caddy.
What
is always behind the times?
The back of a clock.
