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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
What is the difference between a greedy person and an electric toaster?
One takes the most and the other makes the toast.
What is the difference between a racer and a locomotive engineer?
One is trained to run, the other runs a train.
What is the difference between a truthful person and a liar?
One lies when he sleeps, the other lies all the time.
What is the hardest thing about learning to skate?
The ice.
What is the longest word in the world?
Rubber, because it stretches.
What kind of beans won't grow in a garden?
Jelly beans.
What kind of bird is always around when there is something to eat or drink?
A swallow.
What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow.
What kind of car drives over water?
Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
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