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What is an ultimate? The last person you marry.

What is big and purple and lies in the sea? Grape Britain.

What is black and white and red all over? A blushing penguin.

What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk with diaper rash.

What is black and white and red all over? A sunburned zebra.

What is green and pecks on trees? Woody Wood Pickle.

What is the correct height for people to stand? Over two feet.

What is the difference between a dog and a flea? A dog can have fleas but a flea can't have dogs.

What is the difference between a man and a running dog? One wears trousers, the other pants.

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