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Why do people laugh up their sleeves? That's where their funny bones are.

Why do scientists look for things twice? Because -they research (re-search) everything.

Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing? Because he would never lie.

Why is a book like a king? Because they both have pages.

Why shouldn't you believe a father goose? Because anything he might say is pappaganda (propaganda).

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

Why were the inventors of the aeroplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright (right).

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