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What
did one girl calendar say to the other girl calendar?
"I have more dates than you do. " |
What
did one insect say to the other insect?
"Stop bugging me." |
What
did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
"It's nice not to see you again." |
What
did one magnet say to the other magnet?
"I find you very attractive." |
What
did one windshield wiper say to the other windshield wiper?
"Isn't it a shame we seem to meet only when it rains?" |
What
did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?
"Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke." |
What
did the book say to the librarian?
"Can I take you out?" |
What
did the boy Frankenstein say to the girl Frankenstein?
"You are so electrocute." |
What
did the little calf say to the haystack?
"Are you my fodder (father) ?" |
What
did the necktie say to the hat?
"You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while." |
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