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What did one girl calendar say to the other girl calendar? "I have more dates than you do. "

What did one insect say to the other insect? "Stop bugging me."

What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? "It's nice not to see you again."

What did one magnet say to the other magnet? "I find you very attractive."

What did one windshield wiper say to the other windshield wiper? "Isn't it a shame we seem to meet only when it rains?"

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What did the book say to the librarian? "Can I take you out?"

What did the boy Frankenstein say to the girl Frankenstein? "You are so electrocute."

What did the little calf say to the haystack? "Are you my fodder (father) ?"

What did the necktie say to the hat? "You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while."

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