"Did
you hear the story about the smog?"
"You don't have to tell me, it's all over town."
How
can you eat and study at the same time?
Eat alphabet soup.
How
can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?
Play the piano until you find the right key and you can get
out.
How
can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
Bunny.
How
can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
How
do they drink water in the South?
From Dixie cups.
How
do you buy things in Mexico?
?'he same way you buy things anywhere else. You peso (pay so)
much and you buy it.
If a
papa bull eats three bales of hay and a baby bull eats one bale,
how much hay will a mama bull eat?
Nothing. There is no such thing as a mama bull.
If fish
lived on land, where would they live?
In Finland.
If the
green house is on the right side of the road, and the red house
is on the left side of the road, where is the white house?
In Washington, D.C.
