How did you do in your
tests ? I
did what George Washington did ! What was that ?
Went down in history !
Do you know the 20th
President of the United States ? No,
we were never introduced !
Abraham Lincoln had
a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday.
Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school
bus like everyone else !
Why did George Washington
chop down the cherry tree ?
I'm
stumped !
When crossing the Delaware
River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give
him an oar to row !
What did they do at
the Boston Tea Party ?
I don't
know, I wasn't invited !
What did they wear
at the Boston Tea Party ?
T-Shirts!
Where was the Declaration
of Independance signed ?
At the
bottom !
Did the Native Americans
hunt bear !
Not in the winter !
What does the 1286BC
incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?
The
registration of the car that ran him over !
