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Historical
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What was King
Arthur's favourite game ?
Knights
and crosses !
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Why did the
knight run about shouting for a tin opneder ?
He
had a bee in his suit of armour !
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What was Camelot
?
A place where people parked their camels !
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What was Camelot
famous for ?
It's
knight life !
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When a knight
in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave
?
Rust in peace !
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When were
King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?
When
they had lots of sleepless knights !
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How did the
Vikings send secret messages ?
By norse code !
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What English
King invented the fireplace ?
Alfred
the grate !
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What famous
chiropodist ruled England ?
William the Corn-cutter!
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Who invented
fractions ?
Henry
the 1/8th !
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