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Wish I had been born 1000 years ago Why is that Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn !

My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !

What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !

What do they talk about ? The good old days !

Who was the biggest thief in history ? Atlas, he held up the whole world !

What did Noah do for a job ? He was an arkitecht!

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark ? Floodlights !

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt ? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court !

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

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