When did Caesar
reign ? I
didn't know he reigned.
Of course
he did, didn't they hail him ?
1st Roman
Soldier: What is the time ? 2nd
Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
Why did the
Romans build straight roads ?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend
!
Teacher: Who
can tell me where Hadrians Wall is ?
Pupil:
I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss !
Teacher: When
was Rome built ?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that ?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day !
What did Caesar
say to Cleopatra ?
Toga-ether
we can rule the world !
What happened
when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth
he had ?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads
the slave had !
Why were the
early days of history called the dark ages ?
Because
there were so many knights !
Why did Arthur
have a round table ?
So no one could corner him !
Who invented
King Arthur's round table ?
Sir
Circumference !
