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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
Mrs Monster to Mr Monster: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear.
Fall down when she hits you.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A Tyrannosaurus hex.
What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?
Matt.
How did dinosaurs pass exams?
With extinction.
What do you call a team of vultures playing football?
Foul play.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.
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