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Old Favourite Monster Jokes

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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

Mrs Monster to Mr Monster: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear.
Fall down when she hits you.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A Tyrannosaurus hex.

What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?
Matt.

How did dinosaurs pass exams?
With extinction.

What do you call a team of vultures playing football?
Foul play.

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
I love every bone in your body.

Old Favourite Monster Jokes

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