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How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms ?
Drop him a line !
What is big hairy and bounces up and down ?
A monster on a pogo stick !
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !
What time is it when a monster sits on your car ?
Time to get a new one !
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands ? Where did he keep them ?
In a handbag !
What game do monsters play with ants ?
Squash !
Did you hear about the monster who had eight arms ?
He said they came in handy !
How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense ?
I'll tell you tomorrow !
What aftershave do monsters wear ?
Brute !
How do you greet a three headed monster ?
Hello, hello, hello !
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