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Old Favourite Monster Jokes

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What is a sea monster's favourite dish ?
Fish and ships !

How do you know if a monster has come around for tea ?
There are muddy footprints on the carpet !

What did the monster want to eat in the restaurant?
The finger bowl !

What did the monster say when he saw a rush-hour train full of passengers ?
Oh good ! A chew chew train !

Whats the hardest part of making monster soup ?
Stirring it !

What will the monster eat in a restaurant ?
The waiter !

Why did the monster eat a light bulb ?
Because he was in need of some light refreshment !

What happened when the ice monster ate a curry ?
He blew his cool !

What did the monster do when he lost his hand ?
He went to a second hand shop !

Why did the monster dye his hair yellow ?
Because he wanted to see if blondes have more fun !

Old Favourite Monster Jokes

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