What kind of monster
has the best hearing ? The
eeriest !
How you can tell if
you have had a monster in your fridge ? It
leaves footprints in the butter !
Did you hear about
the stupid monster you hurt himself raking up leaves ?
He went terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye
with himself !
Monster: Where do fleas
go in winter ?
Werewolf:
Search me !
1st Monster: Every
time we meet you remind me of a famous film star?
2nd Monster:"Meryl Streep", "Madonna",
"Raquel Welch" ?
1st Monster: No, ET !
Why are monsters covered
in wrinkles?
Have
you ever tried to iron a monster !
Monster:"I'm so
ugly"
Ghost:"It's not so bad"
Monster:"When my grandfather was born they handed round cigars, when my father
was born they passed round cigarettes, but when I was born they just passed out
!"
Why are monsters green
?
Because
they didn't take their travel sickness pills !
Why do monsters wear
glasses ?
So they don't bump into other monsters !
Boris the monster knocked
on a witches door and asked for something to eat. "You look familiar"
said the witch "Didn't I give you some bat's blood soup last week"
"Yes"
said the monster, "But I'm better now !"
