was telling her friend about her vacation in Switzerland.
Her friend had never been to Switzerland, and asked, 'What
did you think of the scenery?'
I couldn't see much,' Jane admitted. 'There were all those
mountains in the way.'
Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She
took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile,
the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front
of the car. 'Oh, Gladys,' said her friend, 'you've lost your
mind dear,' said auntie. 'I've got a spare one in the trunk.'
to friend: I'm sorry, I won't be able to come out tonight.
I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.
Muriel received a letter one morning and after reading it
burst into floods of tears.
the matter?' asked her friend. 'Oh
dear,' sobbed Auntie, 'It's my favourite nephew. He's got
feet?' exclaimed her friend. 'Surely that's not possible?' 'Well,'
said Auntie, 'his mother's just written to tell me he's grown
did you come back early from your vacation?' one of Susie's
friends asked her.
on the first day we were there one of the chickens died and
that night we had chicken soup. The next day one of the pigs
died and we had pork chops...' 'But
why did you come back?'
on the third day the farmer's father-in-law died. What would
you have done?'
in need is - someone to avoid!
to friend: My mum is suffering from minor neurosis. Everytime
she sees my school report, she faints.
proud owner of an impressive new clock was showing if off
to a friend. 'This clock,' he said, 'will go for fourteen
days without winding.'
replied his friend. 'and how long will it go if you do wind
hope this plane doesn't travel faster than sound,' said the
girl to the stewardess.
my friend and I want to talk, that's why.'
Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because
you were seeing your dentist?
right, Sir. So
how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a
was my dentist.