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What do you call a hearing aid made from fruit ? A lemonade !

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

What do you call a 5 a side match played by chimney sweeps ? Soot ball !

What do you call a small parent? A minimum !

What do you call a traffic warden who never fines anyone ? A triffic warden !

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ? A parson to parson call !

What do you call the place where parrots make films ? Pollywood !

What do you call a scared biscuit ? A cowardly custard cream !

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !

What do you call a superb painting done by a rat ? A mouseterpiece !

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