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What do you call a scared biscuit ?
A cowardy custard cream !

What do you call a man whose father was a Canon ?
A son of a gun !

What do you call a man with two left feet ?
Whatever you like - if he tries to catch you he'll just run round in circles !

What do you call a weekly television programme about people getting washed ?
A soap opera !

What do you call a flock of birds who fly in formation ?
The red sparrows !

What do you call a bee that is always complaining ?
A grumble bee !

What would you call a friend who had an elephant on his head ?
A flatmate !

What do you call a posh pig delivering newspapers ?
Bacon rind !

What do you call a teacher who makes fireworks ?
A head banger !

What do you call a man that drills holes in teapots ?
A potholer !

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