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What do you call a song played on car horns ? A car tune !

What do you call the man who invented a famous car and toilet paper ? Lou rolls !

What do you call an elephant that has had too much to drink ? Trunk !

What do you call the owner of a tool factory ? The vice chairman !

What do you call King Midas when he stars in a James Bond film ? Goldfinger !

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath ? Polly unsaturated !

What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !

What do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole ? A lost kangaroo !

What do you call a rabbit dressed up as a cake ? A cream bun !

What do you call the man who went to a fancy dress party as a sandwich ? Roland butter !

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