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What do you call a man who is part man, part jungle cat ?
Richard the Lion Half !
Why did the girl have a horse on her head ?
Because she wanted a pony tail !
What do you call a man with a karaoke machine ?
Mike !
What do you call a man who checks the size of rabbit holes ?
A Burrow Surveyor !
What do you call a woman with a nut tree on her head ?
Hazel !
What do you call a failed lion tamer ?
Claude Bottom !
What do you call a woman with a cat on her head ?
kitty !
What do you call a woman with a food mixer on her head ?
Belinda !

What do you call a man who does everything in 30 seconds ?
Arthur minute !
What do you call a woman who is crunchy and thin ?
Crisp-tine !
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