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What do you call a rocking chair fitted with wheels ?
A rock-and-roller !
What do you call a pair of shoes made from banana skins ?
Slippers !
What do you call first aid for an injured lemon ?
Lemonade !
What do you call Tarzan when he visits Mars ?
Marzipan !
What do you call a fish that's eaten 24 carrots ?
A gold fish !
What do you call a fish that can't swim ?
Dead !
What do you call the king who invented the fireplace ?
Alfred the Grate !
What do you call a cat that's eaten a lemon ?
A sourpuss !
What do you say to an angry monster ?
No need to bite my head off !
What do you call the longest night of the year ?
A fortnight !
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